The Fibbing Fin: Dolphins to Wear Helmet Sticker in Honor of Freaking Insane Season

7 Dec

DAVIE, FL –

The Miami Dolphins have decided to wear a helmet sticker for the rest of the year, to honor the most absurd season in team history.

“We thought it was the right thing to do,” Coach Tony Sparano said. “Everyone’s thinking it. Might as well own up to it.”

The Dolphins started out a dismal 0-7 before suddenly blowing teams out of the water, winning 4 out of 5, with the lone loss by a single digit to the NFC East leading Cowboys in Dallas.

Analysts expect Miami to beat the Eagles by 75, before losing to Buffalo by 1 and the Patriots by 58, then rounding out the season with a 91-14 trouncing of the New York Jets.

BS NEWSWIRE

 

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