Miami’s Draft: Sack or Be Sacked?

This will be fun to watch. Maybe not so much for Ryan Tannehill.

Heading into Thursday evening we were nowhere near the territory where “the big three” left tackles were expected to leave the draft board. Then, suddenly, with the clock almost expiring on the Raiders, our new logo appeared. We were on the board at three. Ireland had done it. With Branden Albert talks at an impasse, Jeff had taken advantage of a buyer’s market and jumped up for Lane Johnson.

Only we hadn’t. Dion Jordan’s phone rang, and the Sea Mammals had punched the freakishly athletic defender a ticket to Davie. It was of course, one of those “wow” moments. After considering the fruitless search to generate pass rush opposite Cameron Wake, and the fact that the road to our division title leads through Tom Brady, we bought in. Wake and Jordan may meet at a lot of QBs for the foreseeable future.

But along with the excitement was the belief that Miami and Kansas City would still be burning up the phone lines about Branden Albert, the 28-year old, disgruntled tackle who was ranked Pro Football Focus’ 7th best pass blocker in 2012 (9th in 2012). At the end of round 2 we would have added a unique force to our already 7th ranked scoring defense, as well as protected Ryan Tannehill’s blind side.

That trade never happened, for either salary or trade compensation reasons, depending on who you follow and trust on Twitter. Possible targets Menelik Watson and Terron Armstead off the board, our second rounder went to secure explosive cornerback Jamar Taylor to go opposite newcomer Brent Grimes (we get it, stop Brady, win the division). The draft continued. We grabbed Tennessee tackle/guard combo Dallas Thomas, who is projected to be either an interior lineman or right tackle at the next level.

From the look of it a very productive draft (we’ll review ALL the newcomers after the undrafted class is signed), with one humongous, glaring asterisk. Some are classifying the Branden Albert talks as “dead”, but who expects that situation to get better before getting worse? We expect that drama to only intensify, and we’re on record as the main suitor if and when the dung hits the fan in Chief Land. Other options may emerge of course.

Is there a sliver of hope that Jonathan Martin can somehow play left tackle at a sufficient level against NFL talent? Sure. To hope is human. However, he was generally eaten alive there last season. To be fair, he was a rookie, but we’re not prepared to go into the season depending on him. The many discussions with the Chiefs lead us to believe that Ireland’s not too comfy with that idea either.

As the dust settles, we’ve added a potential sackmaster to the ranks. Of course in doing so we may have exposed our own gunslinger. It’s sack or be sacked in Davie, and if Jeff Ireland doesn’t pull a rabbit from a hat at left tackle? Well next season’s last sack may go to Stephen Ross.

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Dolphins Must Still Be Bold About Receiving Corps in Draft

Patriots, Broncos, Saints, Redskins, Packers Giants, Falcons.

Those were the seven highest scoring teams in the NFL last year. The significance of that list? With the exception of the Redskins and dual threat Jedi RG3, all of these offenses took the field with at least two beastly receiving targets on the field.

Welker/Gronk. Demaryius/Decker. Graham/Colston. Nelson/Cobb. Nicks/Cruz. Juilo/Roddy/Gonzo.

Left tackle. Cornerback. Pass rushing end. Running back. There are other areas of obvious need for the SoFlo Sea Mammals as the draft nears. But in today’s NFL there is no such thing as too much pass catching talent.

This isn’t a knock on Keller, Bess, Hartline, Gibson, Clay or Matthews. They may all play a key role this season. But we also know now, by and large, what these players are capable of.

So when Jeff Ireland and the boys are on the clock in those first couple of rounds, here’s hoping they remember that there’s been no better time to go “best player available” at WR and TE.

If Tavon Austin is the next Harvin. If Cordy Patterson’s the next Roddy White. If Justin Hunter’s the next A.J. Green. If Zach Ertz is the next Gronkowski…

We’ve got Wallace to open things up. We love the signing, but our work isn’t done. The beastly offenses in this NFL double-down with prime time targets. If we let a star pass catcher slip through our fingers in exchange for a “physical corner” who may get flagged every time they lay a finger on an opposing receiver, or a run-blocking interior or right-side lineman, it would be a shame.

The tea leaves are clear. The NFL wants scoring. The NFL wants passing. As a defense, the only thing scarier than having to deal with Mike Wallace would be having another beast to worry about.

“But if we focus on Mike Wallace then _________________ will make us pay.”

Fill in that blank. Bess? Hartline? Keller (no spring chicken, and he’s on a 1-year deal)? If the “big 3″ left tackles are gone. If Milliner hasn’t miraculously fallen. If we haven’t traded up. Or if the right guy sneaks into the second round…

Why not fill in that blank?

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If Matt Moore is the Answer, What Does Our Draft Look Like?

We’re going to slot us in at 6 wins this season. Not bad when you factor in an 0-7 “clusterfin” to start the year. For discussion’s sake, let’s say that Matt Moore finishes the season on an absolute tear. And let’s say that the powers that be are willing to write his name in ink as our starting quarterback in 2012. If Moore were locked in at starting QB, where would that leave us when April rolls around? After all, 99.4% of the draft chatter has been about the quarterbacks, which make up one whale of a class we might add. Here’s a look at a possible scenario.

Six wins could put us at around pick seven or eight. That is, historically speaking, far too high to draft a right tackle. So, let’s keep that need in mind (Colombo has been a strong run-blocker, but has struggled against the pass rush) and scratch it off our round one list. A seam-stretching tight end has been on many of our minds for a while. But did you catch a glimpse of H-back Charles Clay this week? Not to mention we’ve already pointed out Fasano’s under-appreciated skills in a past piece. So we’re not going to jump for a TE this high in the first round either. Marshall and Bess are locked up as our #1 and our slot. Does that move our attention to the defensive side of the ball? We think it very well could.

Our pass defense was putrid to start the year. So do we bring in a DB? A corner to replace Vontae or Sean? Another safety prospect? We don’t think so. We contend that our poor pass defense numbers were due to an inability to pressure the opposing quarterback. Mike Nolan has schemed beautifully as of late, and we’ve been getting to opposing gunslingers much more often. But we’re not enthused about the right side of our defense. Jason Taylor is on his way to Canton, and will soon be put to stud, making dozens of tiny defensive ends on a farm in Kentucky. Koa Misi is not (sniffle, sniffle) going to be a sack master. He’s high motor, but it’s simply not what he does.

Our solution? Ladies and gentlemen,  in the first round of the 2012 NFL draft the Miami Dolphins select COURTNEY UPSHAW, LINEBACKER, ALABAMA.

This is assuming he falls to us. Upshaw is going to terrorize teams at the next level. Opposite Cam Wake, we will strike fear into the heart of every quarterback we face. How do you beat Brady? You rattle him. If he has time he will slice and dice like a surgeon. If we have designs on winning the East we can’t let that happen. He would toss Sanchez around like a rag doll. But Upshaw is not merely a pass rusher. We don’t believe he’d ever leave the field. Adding a pass rush demon like him would in a sense be an upgrade to the secondary too. Exactly why it has become an elite position in this league. As of press time we’ve got the #6 scoring defense in the NFL. Imagine if we added a beast like Upshaw to that mix.

Ladies and gentlemen, in the second round of the 2012 NFL draft, the Miami Dolphins select D.J. FLUKER, TACKLE, ALABAMA.

Not an Alabama fan, I promise. Fluker is a hell of a right tackle prospect, adept at both run and pass blocking. The top of the second round is prime territory for top shelf right tackles and guards. Adding Fluker would free up our tight ends, who are often kept at the line due to our weak pass blocking on the right side. We’ve got to stop the rush on that side. It has killed us several times this year.

At this point we would have added perhaps the most talented two players at their positions. To boil it down, we will have drafted less time for opposing quarterbacks, and more time for ours. In the third, perhaps we’ll hedge our bet on Matt Moore. Can we really go all in without a potential backup plan?

Ladies and gentlemen, in the third round of the NFL draft the Miami Dolphins select BRANDON WEEDEN, QB, OKLAHOMA STATE.

A 28-year old rookie? Sure, it’ doesn’t happen every day. But Weeden’s skill set matches up with almost every quarterback in the crop. Whoever drafts Weeden will get a mature athlete with a cannon for an arm and an eye-popping resume. He was drafted by the Yankees as a starting pitcher, then returned to football in his native Oklahoma. His age, and his propensity to gamble a bit too much with the football, may push him into the third round. We’d be wise to bring him in as a supplement to Matt Moore, or even as a potential starter if Moore goes belly-up in his second frame with the Fins.

THE MATT FLYNN EXPERIENCE?

This scenario could of course also work if we made a move in free agency and handed Matt Flynn the reins (or even Josh Johnson or Vince Young). Flynn has flashed, and has learned from the best up in Green Bay. Here’s a video of every throw from his only career start, against the Patriots in Foxboro. Someone is going to make the leap. We predict that the results with Flynn will be more Schaub-esque than Kolb-ish.

ALL EYES ON MOORE

This is an insanely important stretch for the Miami Dolphins. This year presents an incredible crop of quarterbacks, and we need to decide if we’re in the market for one. Dolfans have witnessed what happens when you half-heartedly try to find a franchise QB. How good does Matt Moore need to be for us to make him “The Man”? If he just shows flashes will that be enough to keep us from calling Robert Griffin III’s name if he’s on the board? Is Moore Kyle Orton? Or does Moore have franchise potential? The guy is averaging just 192 yards per start, and we think Moore Mania is premature. If you applied his numbers as a starter to a 16 game slate you’d be looking at just over 3,000 yards, with 19TDs to go alongside 11 INTs. Those look like Chad Pennington numbers.

But are they the kind of stats that alter the course of a franchise?

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Pouncey Pick Doesn’t Necessarily Hand Henne the Gig

News flash. Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams didn’t both start suddenly sucking last year. Our o-line did. So, with the best interior lineman on the board at pick 15, Miami made the safe, sensible choice to bring in Mike “Better Be As Good as My Twin” Pouncey.

Now, does this mean that Chad Henne has officially been given a vote of confidence? Not necessarily. As of press time (Bears on the clock), Dalton, Mallett and Kaepernick are still on the board. Not to mention Kyle Orton, Kevin Kolb and Vince Young all could be batted around over the offseason.

So stay tuned Dolfans. We’ve got plenty of drafting left, not to mention a semi-desperate regime, and an owner who’s shown no fear of signing big checks in the offseason. 

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Latest Marshall Fiasco May Shuffle Miami’s Draft Board

Attention prospects with red flags. The odds of getting a phone call from Davie may have taken a hit today, with the news that Brandon Marshall has been stabbed (and we’re glad to hear, is doing well) in a domestic disturbance.

Every team has to make judgement calls about guys with histories, in both the draft and free agency. Admittedly details are sparse in Marshall’s latest “hiccup”, but when we brought The Beast on board we certainly knew there were some pimples. Any possible infatuation with a guy like Ryan Mallett may now be trumped by character concerns, as may be the case with every other imperfect prospect on the board.

We’d also bet the wideouts on our big board will climb too. Every negative headline with Marshall’s name in it could and should have Miami at least preparing for a future that may not involve him.

Again, we don’t know all the details, but we do know The Beast may have a tendency to invite these messes. Maybe it’s not the best idea to bring more bad luck charms into the fold.

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Miami Mulling Mallett

We can’t remember a draft with this many quarterback needy teams. In prior years a few squads might have already plugged their holes under center via free agency or trade. However, the CBA mess has made the draft the first stop for QB talent. As Ryan Mallett visits over the next 48 hours, the SoFlo Sea Mammals had better pay very close attention.

QBs will be in high demand on draft weekend. Newton and Gabbert are expected to go before we’re on the clock. Trading down in the hopes of getting Mallett later will be a heck of a gamble, with so many franchises in the market.

It may be one of those times when we need to avoid being cutesy, and simply pull the trigger at pick 15. Newton won’t be ready to play right away. Gabbert might. Something tells us that Mallett won’t have a problem standing in the pocket and slinging it if called upon.

Of course, this 48 hours may be dedicated more to diagnosing Mallett’s mentality than his physicality. Few doubt the makeup of Ryan’s arm, though some question whether his Overall Douchebag Quotient (ODQ) outweighs his talent level.

The Bifecta will surely have Ryan taking Xs and Os and throwing a fair share of passes, but that may all really be window dressing. This visit may be as much about off the field as on it.
For Ireland and Sparano, breaking bread with Ryan may be just as revealing as breaking down game film. We know his stats. We know his measurables.

But there’s still that elusive ODQ.

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The Fibbing Fin: Miami Scraps Draft Plan, Will Instead Follow 4th Grader’s Mock

– MIAMI, FL

In what experts are hailing as a brilliant strategy, the Miami Dolphins have decided to follow a draft plan drawn up by Daytona Beach 4th-grader Kyle Futz.

“Kyle’s plan would leave us in a much better position as a franchise,” explained GM Jeff Ireland, as he waited for the pre-teen Futz to exit Stephen Ross’ private jet. “Plus he’ll work with us for two bags of Red Vines a week.”

Kyle’s plan was at first drawn up in scented marker, on the back of a reading folder. However, when substitute teacher and former Dolphins first rounder Eric Kumerow saw the mock, he immediately dialed team headquarters.

The plan goes as follows, to the letter:

Trade pick 15 or whatever to Indapilois for Peyton Manning, and get like their first too or whatever.

Still get like A.J. Green with Indapoolis 1st round pick or whatever.

Get like an awesome running back with a second rounder we get for like a second rounder or whatever next year.

In the third or whatever, draft like the biggest, best guy to block for the running back ever or whatever.

In the fourth, we trade our fourth or whatever for Dallas Clark of Indapolos.

Trade the fifth and one seventh for Tom Brady. He’s really good so like we would give two picks or whatever.

Trade the sixth round pick for that awesome Jumbotron in Dallas or whatever.

Trade the other two seventh rounders for Chris Johnson of Teensee. Hes so good so we have to give two picks hes so fast or whatever.

Trade Brian Hartline or whatever to Indiianpolis for like Reggie Wayne.

Head Coach Tony Sparano could not hide his excitement about the new plan. “This draft will allow us to rotate Peyton Manning and Tom Brady at quarterback, while giving them Brandon Marshall, Dallas Clark, A.J. Green and Reggie Wayne to throw to. We will have Chris Johnson and another awesome running back, while also adding the biggest, best guy or whatever to block for them.”

Sparano smiled wide, rearranging the draft board in the war room. “I can’t believe we didn’t think of this.”

While optimism reigned, not everyone was impressed. Analyst Mel Kiper criticized the swap of Miami’s 6th rounder for the Jumbotron in Dallas, wondering where and how the Dolphins would hang it.

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Fins Nuts for Futz

Maybe Miami Must Make Much Maligned Mallett the Man?

Okay, so maybe Ryan Mallett is a little bit “Dirty South”. Everyone you hear says two things, that his teammates love him, and that he’s the best pure passer in the draft. We actually like his fire, and his swagger too. We don’t see much of that from our current, gun-shy signal caller.

This is a passing league, babe. We’ve got a monster in Brandon Marshall, and a killer slot guy in Bess. Maybe the “best pure passer” label should carry more weight than the “alleged drug user” one? The good news about the Mallett rumors? They could make it very possible to trade down, add our missing second rounder, and still nab the cannon-armed youngster late in the first.

Ingram’s knee is causing a bit of concern, as is the pedestrian 40 time he put up at the combine. It certainly makes you consider how much distance there is between the Alabama back and the other prospects. That second rounder could then possibly be used to still grab a strong candidate for our backfield vacancy.

But suppose we can’t trade down. Suppose there’s no action when Miami’s on the clock. Aren’t there a lot worse fates than being forced to draft the best passer in the 2011 draft?

We think so.

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The All-Speed Dolphins Mock Draft

Here it is, a complete turbo-injection for the Dolphins. This is based on current projections.

1 Torrey Smith, WR Maryland (after a trade down to add a 2nd) – A coveted deep threat to go opposite The Beast and Bess. Smith ran a 4.43 at Lucas Oil, but was originally clocked as a 4.37.

2 Colin Kaepernick QB Nevada – This long-strider ran a 4.55 in Indy, and has a cannon arm. Future workouts could propel him higher.

3 Dontay Moch DE/OLB Nevada – With freakish speed off the edge, Moch ran a 4.44 at about 250lbs. Could form an insane pass rushing tandem with Cam Wake.

4 Rob Housler, TE, FAU – Caught a ton of balls in college. Added a bushel of bulk and still ran a 4.55 at the combine. Housler is a very intriguing player.

5 Mario Fannin, RB, Auburn – Lost in the shuffle at Auburn, Fannin still graduated with the school record for RB receptions and receiving yards. At 5’11″, 231lbs, Fannin runs an absurd 4.38 40. A walking freak show.

6 Da’Rel Scott, RB, Maryland – Fastest offensive player at the combine (4.33), he projects as a third down, Sproles type. Scott returned kicks as a frosh at Maryland, and would be called upon to help revamp our return game.

7 Ryan Bartholomew, OG/C, Syracuse – One of only two offensive linemen to run under 5.0, Bartholomew also was one of the strongest kids at the combine. Though short, we like him as a guard with great pulling potential.

7 Ricardo Lockette, WR, Fort Valley State – This small school prospect is 6’1″, 211lbs, and ran a 4.37. Ricardo is a track star with great kick returner potential right off the bat.

Not bad. It would certainly boost our team speed anyway. Was there a franchise in the NFL with fewer big plays last season? Studies show those type of plays tend to happen when your players can outrun the other guys.

And that’s one to grow on.

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Scratch One “Win Now” Free Agent Off the List

The Patsies slapped Logan Mankins with a franchise tag today. While the NFLPA and the owners may disagree on the legality of these tags, the odds are that these tags will be respected once this labor unrest is just a faint memory, like ‘Avatar’.

With the tagging of Mankins, New England commits to paying him a one year deal worth just over $10million if he stays. Any team that manages to sign the guard away from Foxboro will owe the Patsies two first round picks. Of course, New England could accept less if they decided to. Still, we don’t like the odds of Bill Belichick sending Mankins to a team within the division.

At any rate, Mankins was largely considered the best guard available. With the interior line a huge position of need, we were foolishly hoping that Miami might get a clear shot at him this offseason as part of a glorious revamp of our formerly dangerous rushing attack.

So Mankins is pretty much off the table. Between the remaining free agents (our own Soliai included), veterans being dangled, and April’s draft, it will be interesting to see if The Bifecta can fill this team’s holes with “win now” players. Considering the SoFlo Sea Mammals came within an inch of regime change last month, winning now would probably be a good idea.

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