Brandon LaFell Overview and Search Engine Experiment

17 Mar

Brandon LaFell is a wide receiver out of LSU, a college full of sexy coeds who wear lace bras, shower, and sometimes have sex. LaFell was not a foreign exchange student, though he still did poorly on oral exams. In the locker room, where hopefully there wasn’t a webcam, he was sometimes naked. He is a male, so his soapy nipples and breasts aren’t very large. At one point he was a virgin. If we draft him I will have a lump in my throat. We will finally have a guy who can go deep. If we don’t draft him it will blow. He has a sister named Monica, and when he signed his letter of intent to play for the Tigers, Brandon’s Mother yelled, “Monica sweetheart, Brandon’s going to LSU!”

If we don’t take a receiver our problems may snowball. We need a massive guy who will be cock of the walk, who will get serious penetration into the secondary. Our receivers are amateurs, who swallow whatever defensive backs dish out. Again, this is just my POV, so don’t get your panties in a wad.

I’m looking forward to 2010, when we will stop playing like a bunch of Catholic schoolgirls.


2 Responses to “Brandon LaFell Overview and Search Engine Experiment”

  1. InFINcible March 18, 2010 at 11:58 am #

    lol…what was that?!

  2. danewen March 18, 2010 at 3:08 pm #

    I just wanted to see if a post like this would bump up the number of visitors (via search engine keywords), granted they’d be looking for something much more arousing than photos of Richie Incognito… Depending on who’s looking I suppose…

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