Porter’s Poor Path Peppered with Pits and Punches

28 Mar

Arrested in Bakersfield for assaulting a police officer and driving under the influence, just days after being jettisoned by the good guys and signed to a more than $5m per year contract by the Cardinals. He was also pinched a few years ago for jumping offensive lineman Levi Jones in The Palms. It’s worth noting that Joey included a few of his friends in the assault (fair fights seem to have gone the way of the dinosaur). Additionally J-Peezy’s pit bulls killed a miniature horse a while back, leading to more charges against him. Porter is a pit bull enthusiast, though clearly not out of any love for the animals themselves. Amid the Mike Vick debacle, Joey pointed out that, “All it was was dogs.”

There are worse guys in the NFL than Joey, but The Bottlenose gets the feeling that Mr. Porter thinks he’s living in some sort of rap video. We were willing to bet that Cam Wake would log more sacks than Joey this season, by a healthy margin. Now, with a probable suspension coming down from the Commish, that looks even more likely.

Good riddance.


2 Responses to “Porter’s Poor Path Peppered with Pits and Punches”

  1. thefalloutgirl March 28, 2010 at 1:52 pm #

    Everyone knows miniature horses are assholes.

    • danewen March 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm #

      Then it’s surprising Joey Porter doesn’t own several of those too.

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