Our Secret Weapon, Anthony “Crazylegs” Fasano

25 Apr

Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland smiled this morning, staring at the ceiling from the comfort of his salmon-colored, four-post canopy bed, his beloved porcelain unicorn statuettes mounted on the top of the bedposts, horns pointed gloriously towards heaven.

“Wait ’til they get a load of Anthony Fasano,” Ireland thought to himself, giggling and nodding slyly. “That’s 24.2 yards a game our opponents won’t see coming.”

Meanwhile, far from Dolphin headquarters, Jermaine Gresham, Rob Gronkowski, Dennis Pitta, Dorin Dickerson, Aaron Hernandez, Ed Dickson, Jimmy Graham, Tony Moeaki, Anthony McCoy, Clay Harbor, Jameson Konz and Jeff Cumberland prepared for their respective rookie mini-camps.

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