Sneak Preview of 2011 Wonderlic

28 Apr

Monday night a section of next year’s Wonderlic was stolen from a confidential flash drive at their Libertyville, Illinois headquarters. The entire test will have to be redone due to the breach. But just for kicks, how would you do on these four questions?

17) What number should come next in the row below?
2   6   18   54   ____

18) A train travels 50 feet every two seconds. How many feet will it travel in a minute?

19) The tenth month of the year is?
1.October   2.January   3.June   4.September   5.May

20) Is your Mom a whore?

Jeff Ireland, Eldon Wonderlic. Same sense of style, same tough questions.

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2 Responses to “Sneak Preview of 2011 Wonderlic”

  1. EricG April 29, 2010 at 11:08 am #

    Mary took 22 minutes to service 13 johns. Bethany took 24 minutes to service 12 johns.
    Which whore gave birth to more wide receivers?

    • danewen April 29, 2010 at 11:18 am #

      First of all, these “transactions” are happening very quickly, undoubtedly speaking to the skill of both Mary and Bethany. Mary seems to be slightly better at her profession, finishing with a john roughly every 100 seconds. Bethany takes a full two minutes, but perhaps that twenty extra seconds involves a deep kiss, one that presents the illusion that there are actual feelings involved in the deal. I would prefer that, since I am a helpless romantic.

      I have forwarded your question to both a geneticist and reproductive endocrinologist, in the hopes that they can help us zero in on an answer.

      Thanks for stopping by The Bottlenose!

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