OJ McDuffie Purchases Naming Rights to Sun Life Stadium

6 May

In the midst of a Wednesday evening spending spree, former Dolphin wideout OJ McDuffie purchased the naming rights to what is currently Sun Life Stadium.

Though terms of the deal haven’t been released, the move has been confirmed by Owner Stephen Ross. Starting in 2015 the Dolphins will play in OJ McDuffie is Awesome Stadium.

McDuffie was busy deep into the night, also purchasing three panda bears, a tyrannosaurus skeleton, and several Honus Wagner tobacco cards. However, a rumor that he had also purchased The Bahamas has not been verified.

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14 Responses to “OJ McDuffie Purchases Naming Rights to Sun Life Stadium”

  1. tarniman May 6, 2010 at 1:15 am #

    Is this a JOKE?? Is This for real? Can’t be “OJ McDuffie is Awesome Stadium” what in the world is that?? Three pand bears and a tyrannosarus skeleton? Man…..stay off that crack

  2. shaggy May 6, 2010 at 1:25 am #

    Why does curt even link you in to phins.com ? Total waste of time reading this sophomoric garbage. I would rather see a carrot top marathon.

    • danewen May 6, 2010 at 2:03 am #

      Shaggy… From what I’ve seen of your material so far, you owe Carrot Top an apology. But really, why so serious, man?

      Phins.com has upped the ante this year, including a handful of blogs in their news wire. I think this has allowed for more viewpoints and variety than before. The best part? It’s customizable, and you can remove blogs from your wire if you’d like. Or, since articles from The Bottlenose are clearly marked as such, you can simply scroll past them until you find something less sophomoric, and more in line with your high-brow taste.

      Go Dolphins.

      • shaggy May 6, 2010 at 10:25 pm #

        Look, if you want to bring it against our rivals that is great. But Honestly, your shtick, is not funny, I appreciate your efforts as a blogger, but also respect a critical opinion. I think your efforts could be better utilized.

  3. Ripp May 6, 2010 at 2:24 am #

    I heard he even bought Tiger Wood’s old cell phone, numbers included.

  4. Ryan May 6, 2010 at 2:35 am #

    the whole blog was a joke…..retard

  5. JY May 6, 2010 at 6:10 am #

    Danewen – if you are going to write something idiotic, don’t rip the readers for complaining. Shaggy is write. If this is the calibre of what is linked by Curt then he’s reduced the value of his links and needs to adjust it to a better blog. Bottom line – if you want to be linked to a good Dolphin site, you have to keep up the quality. This drivel above will end the links rather quickly.

    • Jimmy Jam May 6, 2010 at 10:44 am #

      “Right” is the correct word for “correct,” not “write.”

  6. Joe May 6, 2010 at 9:48 am #

    seriously guys??? You couldn’t tell this was a joke? Get out of your mom’s basement once in a while. geezzzzzz

  7. Jimmy Jam May 6, 2010 at 10:41 am #

    This blog is awesome. Keep it up guys. I like a little humor to start me up in the mornings. As for the people on here that are complaining about nothing: Get over yourselves.

  8. Paul May 6, 2010 at 10:50 am #

    This if funny, good job on adding these types of articles. Maybe these guys want to read more about Dez Bryant’s family. Quit taking things too serious guys. Relax.

    • danewen May 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm #

      Thanks, Paul. Just an fyi, Phins.com has decided to keep my more humorous articles off it’s site from now on. I understand their reasoning, and respect their right to operate their news wire as they please.

      So, feel free to bookmark http://www.thebottlenose.com if you’d like to come straight to the source. Thanks.

  9. moderate01 May 6, 2010 at 1:49 pm #

    Actually, he settled an OJ Simpson suit for defamation of character, claiming the name “OJ” has been permanently tarnished. Now he has to sue Ron Goldman for possession of Simpsons Heisman, since it’s the only thing of value Simpson had left. Further rumors indicate OJ Simpson purchased Landshark Beer and Florida Orange Juice, and will rename the stadium Landshark OJ – The Breakfast Beer Stadium.

    • danewen May 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm #

      Wow. Will kickoffs be moved earlier to make the Breakfast Beer name make more sense? Thanks for the update!

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