Preseason Snoozefest Tomorrow? More Like Scoring Bonanza!

13 Aug

We know we know, most of these week 1 preseason games end up being sloppy, forgettable 10-3 contests, with the lone touchdown scored by some fullback from McNeese State named Johnny Ray Logan.

Well The Bottlenose scouting department sees this game through rose-colored blowholes. Our roster questions will be answered. Our diamonds in the rough will shine brighter than the moon over Miami. Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you our extremely specific, best case scenario for tomorrow night. Feast your eyes upon the game summary…from the future!

MIAMI VS. TAMPA BAY August 14, 2010 – Preseason
SCORING SUMMARY

1ST QUARTER
14:48 MIA TD Henne passed to Marshall for a 73 yard gain (Carpenter made PAT) 7 – 0

13:33 MIA TD Wake 22 yard fumble return (Carpenter made PAT) 14-0

10:21 MIA FG Dan Carpenter kicked a 71-yard field goal 17-0

9:35 MIA TD R. Williams passed to Marshall for a 91-yard gain (Carpenter made PAT) 24-0

7:13 MIA TD Misi 38-yard interception return (Carpenter made PAT) 31-0

6:01 MIA TD Fasano 81-yard run (Carpenter made PAT)

4:14 TB TD Barth 42-yard run on blocked FG 38-7 (Barth made PAT)

3:59 MIA TD Carroll 108-yard kickoff return. (Carpenter made PAT) 45-7

0:22 MIA SAFETY Freeman tackled in end zone, Odrick 47-7

2ND QUARTER

14:15 MIA TD Pennington 50-yard run (Carpenter made PAT) 54-7

12:44 MIA TD Alama-Francis 82-yard interception return (Carpenter missed PAT) 60-7

9:55 MIA TD Incognito 1-yard run (Carpenter made PAT) 67-7

6:12 MIA TD Clemons 91-yard interception return (Carpenter made PAT) 74-7

2:40 MIA TD Jerry passed to Thigpen for 45-yard gain. (2-PT conversion, Thigpen run) 82-7

3RD QUARTER

14:33 MIA TD R. Jones 40-yard interception return (Carpenter made PAT) 89-7

12:11 MIA TD White passed to Turner for 73-yard gain (Carpenter made PAT) 96-7

8:33 MIA TD White 80-yard run (2PT conversion White run) 104-7

4:33 MIA TD White passed to Grice-Mullen for 89-yard gain (Carpenter made PAT) 111-7

0:22 MIA TD White 73-yard punt return (2-PT conversion, White passed to White) 119-7

FOURTH QUARTER

14:32 MIA TD Fields 70-yard run on fake punt (Fields made PAT) 126-7

11:00 MIA TD Polite 82-yard run (2PT conversion White run) 134-7

7:11 MIA TD White passed to T. Davis for 53-yard gain (2PT conversion failed) 140-7

5:55 MIA TD Moses 88-yard fumble return (2PT conversion Moses pass to Nalbone) 148-7

3:20 MIA FG White made 66-yard FG 151-7

1:12 MIA TD White passed to Sperry for 67-yard gain (Carpenter made PAT) 158-7

GAME ENDED WITH :45 SECONDS REMAINING (Forfeit)

Game time: 5hrs, 14 min, Temperature 82 degrees, partly cloudy, 45mph winds. Attendance:96,002

NOTE: PAT WHITE TRADED AFTER GAME TO HOUSTON FOR ANDRE JOHNSON

Pat White's last game with the Dolphins?

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