Bottlenose Exclusive: Pat White’s Future Baseball Stats

13 Sep

Taken directly from a 2014 Donruss Rated Rookie baseball card, sent backwards through a time machine in the Florida International University physics lab.

2013 MLB Kansas City Royals 12 HITS, 0 HR, .066 BA*
2012 AAA Omaha Royals 4,121 HITS, 92 HR, .376 BA
2011 AA NW Arkansas Naturals 2,403 HITS, 79 HR, .392 BA

*Denotes only 20 games played before signing with the Memphis Meerkats of the National Semi-Pro Ultimate Frisbee League.

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