In Case You Didn’t Know, Mike Nolan is a Bad Mammajamma

3 Nov

The 2009 Miami Dolphins’ team defense? 22nd in the league. The 2010 version? 7th, sandwiched between the Jets and the Ravens. Yeah, and that’s with a brand new free safety, a rookie end thrown into the mix, a first round pick barely seeing the field, Crowder out almost all year, cornerback uncertainty (at least across from Vontae), and perhaps the toughest first half schedule in the entire league.

Why would this surprise anyone at this point? “Crazylegs” Nolan does this everywhere he goes. The Broncos before Nolan arrived? 29th. The Broncos under Nolan? 7th. The Broncos after Nolan? 30th.

Thank you again, Josh McDaniels. Thank you of course for a young, monster receiver in Brandon Marshall. And thank you for inexplicably letting Mikey Nolan gallop away from Invesco after he took your D from 29th to 7th in a single season.

Perhaps Nolan will let you clean his dry erase board when they Broncos yank your headset away? Can’t see the top brass letting you slide with what’s shaping up to be a 12 loss season.

GO DOLPHINS — and feel free to follow us on Twitter @thebottlenose

Mike Nolan invents a new blitz using his monstrous brain.


4 Responses to “In Case You Didn’t Know, Mike Nolan is a Bad Mammajamma”

  1. C November 4, 2010 at 8:22 am #

    are you sure you don’t mean Josh “Crazylegs” McDaniels?


    • danewen November 4, 2010 at 8:56 am #

      I see you used spellcheck this time. Kudos. Oh, and everyone knows it’s Josh “The Nigerian Nightmare” McDaniels.

      See you next time, C.

  2. InFINcible November 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm #

    Lol @Dan…that’s what rude ppl deserve. Does C stand for crazylegs?? Lol.

    Dan on the real though isn’t the knock on us that we don’t have speed? Gotta tone down the crazylegs por favor.


    • danewen November 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm #

      Yeah, the C must stand for Crazylegs, and he wants to keep it all to himself. And we won’t be so slow when we sign Deangelo Williams.

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