Dolphin Defense Should Punch Dolphin Offense in Face

5 Dec

Our offense has failed our defense all year long. Mike Nolan and our defenders have been nothing short of heroic. Dansby, Davis, Wake, Soliai, this squad has represented Dolphin Nation with pride.

But when they should be supported by long drives and sufficient points, we instead set field goal records and punt like clockwork. We’ve gone from the #4 rushing team in the league, to one of the league’s YPC bottom feeders. We go with empty backfields and pass on 3rd and short. We hand off on third and long. We get cutesy when we should be slugging people in the mouth. We play it safe nine times out of ten, and it shows.

We’re watching the playoffs again. Half our team is good. Which adds up to about 8-8.

COME ON DOLPHINS! — feel free to follow us on Twitter @thebottlenose

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2 Responses to “Dolphin Defense Should Punch Dolphin Offense in Face”

  1. InFINcible December 6, 2010 at 12:22 pm #

    We freakin’ suck…someone get Gruden on the phone.

    • danewen December 6, 2010 at 12:35 pm #

      Gruden’s an offense guy. Could be perfect with Nolan.

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