Dolphins Are Who We Thought They Were

19 Dec

An endless barrage of field goal attempts from long range? Check.

Wasting a strong defensive performance (two of Buffalo’s three scoring drives started in our territory)? Check.

Complete inability to get any push in the running game (despite being the #4 running team in the NFL 11 months ago, and playing against one of the worst run defenses in the league)? Check.

Inexplicable changes to the Wildcat, right when our quarterback is starting to get in a zone? Check.

Wasting time outs that would have been crucial late in the game? Check.

A two-minute offense that seems completely clueless at crunch time? Check.

A coach who cheers a lot, but doesn’t win a lot (whose Golden Ticket has already cleared out his office)? Check.

Yep, these SoFlo Sea Mammals are exactly who we thought they were.

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2 Responses to “Dolphins Are Who We Thought They Were”

  1. Dephinstated December 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm #

    Checkdown Chad doing what he does best. Check.

    • danewen December 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm #

      Was that four passes under 10 yards with 40 seconds left in the game? Wow.

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