You Don’t Look for a New Girlfriend in Front of Your Girlfriend

6 Jan

No, you break up with your girlfriend first. You’re pretty much done with her anyway, right? You’re pretty sure you can do better, and that it’s time for a change.

But you can’t sit her in the corner at the club and make her watch you hit on other, cuter girls. “Hey babe, sit tight, ’cause you see those three fly honeys? I’m gonna try and take one of them home.”

No, you don’t do that, ’cause if you don’t make one of those honeys your girlfriend, your girlfriend knows you tried to find a new girlfriend, and going back to being your girlfriend, like before, is simply impossible for the original girlfriend.

You also don’t do it because everyone at the club is watching. And your girlfriend has to sit there and try not to cry. And you look like the biggest d-bag ever. Or at least the biggest in South Florida.

GO DOLPHINS! – and feel free to follow us on Twitter @thebottlenose


3 Responses to “You Don’t Look for a New Girlfriend in Front of Your Girlfriend”

  1. Shula knows January 7, 2011 at 12:17 am #

    Suprano sucks!!!! Ireland is a joke.

    He is a glorified offensive line coach promoted by smelly Tuna to be his HC pupet. He is not qualified to be a head coach. 11-5 was a mirage based on worse record in the league and easiest scedule. Also, wildcat caught many by surprise. 7-9 / 7-9 against average schedule and weaker teams continue to improve. No easy games anymore. 6-10 in 2011 at best.

    What a joke.

    After looking at their 2011 schedule, they will regress even further….

    6-10 in 2011 at best
    Dallas / Giants / Phil — 0-3
    KC / Chargers 0-2
    Jets /Patriots 0-4
    Bills 1-1
    Texans (will be better and never have beaten them) 0-1
    …that’s 11 losses right there

  2. Hugh Mungous January 7, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    Ah hell ya you look for a girlfriend while the beotch is watching. I’ll tell you why, when the present girlfriend refuses to give head (win games) then all bets are off and there are PLENTY of girls willing to get nasty out there (other coaches).

    • danewen January 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

      When the present girl isn’t giving head you dump her from the get go, Hugh.

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