A Prayer for Mike Nolan’s Return

8 Jan

Merciful Football Gods,
Though the Sea Mammals hath behaved as two-bit Jerusalem donkeys,
And yea though Mike Nolan’s name shall surely be found on many scrolls of potential Head Coaches,
May he remain in the land of Davie.
For he hath been the only good and true thing in South Florida,
We shall not forsooketh him,
Lead him not away from Plantation,
And deliver him no weevils,
For Mike is the D-line, the pass rush, the three-and-outs, forever and ever.
Aw man.

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