After Too Much Hooch, Kooch Screws Pooch

14 Feb

Former Dolphin great Bob “Kooch” Kuechenberg was arrested Saturday night for driving under the influence of alcohol. His blood alcohol content was .12, .04 over the legal limit. Kuechenberg ran into another car while attempting an improper lane change. He was released on $2.000 bail, but will face a trio of charges. Apparently no one was hurt in the incident.

Experts say the BAC level is consistent with someone who has been popping champagne for the last 38 years.

S-O-L after D-U-I


3 Responses to “After Too Much Hooch, Kooch Screws Pooch”

  1. JC February 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    Great title. One for the ages. Creative, apt and the word play is outstanding. Props!

    • Dan Ewen February 14, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

      Thanks, JC. I couldn’t make space for smooch or mooch, but I did my best.

      Thanks for stopping by The Bottlenose.

  2. Derek movalli February 15, 2011 at 4:24 am #

    The title is great lol. I lol

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