Top Ten Drinking Games for Dolphin Fans

12 Mar

10. Drink whenever Tony Sparano pumps his fists (Warning: this usually leads to alcohol poisoning by halftime).

9. Drink whenever a broadcast shows the list of every quarterback we’ve gone through since Marino.

8. Drink every time Larry Csonka shoots an animal.

7. Drink every time Lousaka Polite gains 1.7 yards.

6. Drink every time Anthony Fasano goes airborne at the end of a play for no reason.

5. Drink every time Jeff Ireland thinks your mom is a hooker.

4. Drink whenever Stephen Ross sells a famous person 1.3% of the team.

3. Drink every time Ricky Williams quotes Gandhi on his Twitter feed.

2. Drink whenever you don’t see Bill Parcells.

1. Drink every time Bob Keuchenberg drinks.

Any I forgot?

GO DOLPHINS, and feel free to follow us on Twitter @thebottlenose

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8 Responses to “Top Ten Drinking Games for Dolphin Fans”

  1. Stan March 12, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    Drink a lot so you can throw up every time a Williams sister shows up on the big screen with her hand on her head saying “Fins Up”.

    That’s embarrassing

  2. Ryan March 12, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Drink everytime they play Mark Anthony’s song “I need to know” in the stadium when a challenge is being reviewed lol.

  3. Ryan March 12, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    Drink everytime Chad Henne throws a pick in the 4th quarter. Or throws a check down after the 2 minute warning.

  4. Ryan March 12, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    Drink everytime Sean Smith drops a pick or Channing Crowder hits the wrong gap to tackle a running back.

  5. EricG March 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Drink every time we punt from the opponent’s 42-yard line.

    Drink every time we run back a kickoff for 20 yards, directly into a pile of oncoming defenders.

    Drink every time we throw incomplete on first and second and then run on third.

    I’m feeling tipsy just thinking about it.

  6. Dale March 15, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Drink when Stephen Ross gives up the home field/humidity advantage in Sep/Oct so we can be on National TV

    • Dan Ewen March 15, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

      Love this one, Dale. Thanks for stopping by The Bottlenose.

  7. Wow so many to change March 18, 2011 at 11:49 pm #

    Drink when Sparano celebrates a field goal with another power fist pump!

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