Proof of Apocalypse? Dolphins and Jets to Practice Together

21 May

The Newark Star Ledger is reporting that several Miami Dolphins and New York Jets players will hold joint practices together at the FAU campus this coming week. The workout will be designed to simulate the position-specific drills players would normally be working on if there weren’t a lockout.

Let’s hope the Dolphins are merely baiting the New York players to South Beach in order to intoxicate and convince them to reveal their entire audible systems. We wouldn’t bet against Channing Crowder in a 4am interrogation after three gallons of Grey Goose. Vladimir Ducasse would fold like a cheap tent.

However, if the Jets and Dolphins are actually planning to work together in peace and harmony, this could very well be the first true sign of the Armageddon that radio Reverend Harold Camping predicted.

GO DOLPHINS, and feel free to follow us on Twitter @thebottlenose


2 Responses to “Proof of Apocalypse? Dolphins and Jets to Practice Together”

  1. D May 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm #


    • Dan Ewen May 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

      Thanks! Stop by anytime. Go Dolphins!

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