The Fibbing Fin: Dolphins Release Mascot

3 Sep

An anonymous team source has confirmed that mascot “T.D.” has been released. The six-foot tall, felt and foam dolphin was notified at 5pm eastern via a phone call from GM Jeff Ireland.

“He certainly has had his moments,” Ireland explained. “But ultimately there were too many blown assignments.”

Ireland may have been referring to a tree-planting at William Jennings Bryan Elementary School in February. T.D. was scheduled to appear, but was instead found intoxicated at RayRay’s Pub on West Dixie Highway.

T.D. was unavailable for comment, but did use his Twitter feed to say, “Squeak. Click. Clickity click. Squeak. SMH.”

BS NEWSWIRE

 

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One Response to “The Fibbing Fin: Dolphins Release Mascot”

  1. Wayne September 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Next they need to cut that horrendous old end zone celebration song!

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